what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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