That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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