You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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