kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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