If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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