That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
please don't ironically join a cult
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