So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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