Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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