Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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