so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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