Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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