my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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