You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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