You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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