You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
love makes seman taste better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Randomize