I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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