"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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