Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
COCAINE IS GR8
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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