He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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