her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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