god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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