Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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