did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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