eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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