**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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