I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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