This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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