Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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