you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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