You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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