Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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