I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Two words: blizzard sex
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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