Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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