would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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