I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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