I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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