The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
there is glitter all over my balls
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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