im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
