Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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