escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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