did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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