Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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