this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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