Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i used baking grease as lip gloss
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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