sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize