we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize