nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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