he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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