FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
did i just pee glitter
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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