I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
