brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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