i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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