marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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