Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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