I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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