PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.