no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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